Me...

• I freeze at night and wake up on fire
• I love to touch D's face/hair... he hates it
• Our dog weighs ~100 lbs and is only 7 1/2 months old
• I hate folding clothes
• D is always where I need to be in this little house
• I like to have my car with me wherever I am... don't be offended if I don't want to ride with you
• I can't understand foreign people but D thinks I should be able to b/c of my profession
• Pet Peeve: people stopping in the middle of an aisle makes me want to inflict physical harm
• Pet Peeve: brake tapping whether I'm in the car or behind someone
• Pet Peeve: incorrect usage of "their/they're/there", "to/too", "want/won't", "your/you're"
• Pet Peeve: TyPiNg LiKe ThIs and "skoo", "prolly"
• Pet Peeve: people who invade my privacy at work
• I use the ellipse way too much... but it's how I think
• I stutter and get tongue tied... a lot
• I went to Italy & Switzerland when I was 12 with my Dad (my Mom was afraid to fly)
• I want to do foreign missions one summer
• I'm mostly a plain jane 
• I LOVE scarves
• I can't say no to many things/people
• I am far from Proverbs 31
• I used to be overly organized and tidy... now I'm rarely able to find everything I need to get out the door in time. 
• I don't sleep well and can be very moody
• I never imagined that my Mom and I would be so close
• If you don't answer the first time I call, I think your dead in a ditch... expect a follow up call if you don't send me an "I'm alive/busy" text in a timely manner
• I am desperate for babies but I know that it's not the right time
• I'm afraid of the infertility monster
• I am also known as "Regina", "formatting queen", "wife", "Miss Ashley", "Momma", "Lisa", "Baby"
• I'm not that close with my family outside of Mom & Dad
• I have a tramp stamp